Nausica� � Hayao Miyazaki
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Racso's Home Page
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Last Modified: September 27, 1998
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I had some e-mail trouble. ~_~ If anyone has sent me mail the past week or so,
I never got it. Sorry about that.
Welcome to my Home Page, thanks for stopping by. ^_^
This is the index to whatever I have online at a given time. I am a fan of anime
(japanese animation), animation in general, and certain kinds of comics so my sites
and pages will likely revolve around these themes.
If things seem incomplete, that is because they are. ~_~ Last December I took most of
what I had down from AOL to move it here, but I never really had the time to work on those
pages the way I wanted to. I finally started at the beginning of the summer, but during
August I didn't spend much time on the computer at all, so I have still a lot to do.
My priority is to complete the "Alt.Fan.Sailor-Moon uFAQ Site" which is the HTMLed version
of a News Group FAQ. After that I'd like to get my "Sailor Moon Fan Site" in proper order, it
is currently a mess with only a tiny fraction of the content it will have when completed. My
"Mononoke Hime Fan Site" is something I'm doing just for the fun of it, but I'm still anxious
to finish it up. Beyond those there are a few other little pages I'd like to put together,
but they'll just have to wait.
I'm putting as much time into this as I can, sorry for taking so long. I know what it's
like to keep returning to a site to find that it is ever under construction. Sorry. ^_^;
--Racso
Henry D. Archut
September 13, 1998
Please report to me any problems you encouter throughout my pages.
09/17/98
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I brought the counters back, but without showing a "count since" date just incase
my server continues to reset them.
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09/13/98
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Counters: It seems that my server is having some kind of problem where it keeps
resetting/zeroing out my counters, so I have decided just to take them down for a bit.
Refaced some of the smaller pages while getting ready for the bigger updates.
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Alt.Fan.Sailor-Moon uFAQ Site
(This is the home of the HTMLed version of Rick Sammartino's charter for the the Sailor Moon
News Group, alt.fan.sailor-moon. You will also find there a few supplement pages for the
convenience of any AFSMers, new or veterans, who may stop by.)
Racso's Sailor Moon Fan Site
(This is still being worked on so it doesn't have half the content that it will when it's completed.
I mention it anyway since there is *some* content worth looking at.)
Racso's Mononoke Hime Fan Page
(A little Mononoke Site featuring some San screen grabs and an MP3 of the short version of
the Mononoke Theme. I'll add more stuff later.)
Beast Wars: Agenda Binaries
(I put this together back on March 16, 1998 just after the Cartoon Network had an early showing
of the last five eps of the second season. I mainly did it for the people over on the Transformers
News Group: alt.toys.transformers. I only have files from the the last two eps over there.)
Transformers: The Movie - uncut
(This is a little page that shows Transfans how to get a copy ot the movie uncut. There is also a
wav there of Spike's "Oh shit" that was cut out of the US video release of the movie.)
Weekly Funny - 003 - 9/27/98 ~ 10/04/98
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Shit.
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the
concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit
may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
Consider: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains. With a little effort you
can get your shit together, find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke
shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
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find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit
your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained,
shit blinded, and shit over. Some people know their
shit while others can't tell the difference between shit
and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and
sweet shits. There is bull shit, dog shit, cat shit,
bird shit, whale shit, rat shit, and horse shit.
There is tough shit, hard shit, soft shit, slimy shit,
rough shit, limp shit. You can shit a blue streak,
shit bricks, shit pink twinkies, shit marbles, or shit
your guts out.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck
when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give
a shit, keep shit or serve shit on a shingle. You
can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a
pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
There is funny shit and sad shit, bad shit and
good shit. Some shit doesn't stink while other
things really smell like shit.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can be faster than shit or you can be slower
than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick,
sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there
are times when you can't find shit at all. You can
have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit in a bucket, put shit in a barrel,
have a pile of shit, have a mountain of shit, have a
river of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without
a paddle. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit
or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit.
There is fun shit and dull shit, silly shit and
serious shit. Sometimes you really need this shit
and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
You can stir shit, kick shit or stick your ass out
the window and shit on the world. Sometimes
everything you touch turns to shit and other times you
swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation. This
means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG
but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the
next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once
you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
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